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Is it true that one man went to catch largemouth bass in the dark and used?
hula popper lures, which he put near lily weeds; nothing happened for two days, on the third day two largemouth basses surfaced and one asked the other: "What is this constant vibration and sound?" And the other said: "'Tis some b.gger who imagines himself a fisherman; he's been here for three days in a row, after dark, and scared all the crawdads around, so I had the basest suppers possible; something should be done about it"? I heard this story from a second cousin thrice removed of a brother of a man who sold that fisherman the popper lures.
Yes, and it really makes me sad because I enjoy bass fishing, but this circumstance proves that bass are clueless sots and have no culture. They probably didn't even know or recognize that the fisherman was Don Ho and that quite naturally he only fished with hula poppers. The trout would have known this immediately and they would have brought their Ukuleles and played the theme song of Hawaii 5-0 for Don to make him feel right at home. Trout are so far more cultured than bass. And then there are the Carp. Oh, that is a really sad story. I could tell you some "tails".
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